It’s a lovely evening so the cherubs and I decided it would be ideal for a stroll up the street to get dessert. It’s a “family restaurant” (which means lots of cheap, fried food on the menu and the risk of sitting in a booth next to a passel of unruly squawkers). We went to the take-out window.
Thing One ordered his favorite, swapping out their given choice for a brand-spankin’ new flavor that includes chocolate and peanut butter.
Thing Two ordered a creation of his own invention and I had to commend our counter gal on her ability to bury the ice cream in gummy bears. It was stunning and I’d wished I’d brought my camera. The sun is heading toward setting and has that blazing yellow glare going on; I pushed Thing Two toward the glass doors and bid both of them stare into the jewel-like bears in the cup. (This is my Word Picture; if I’d had my camera, those illuminated bears would now be my FIRE photo for today’s Weekly Words challenge…)
The Cherubs peered into the restaurant proper and noticed there’s a new claw machine. You know, those bandits they post anywhere you will have to wait for any period of time where you plug in coinage, use a joystick to manipulate the claw above, and press a button to retrieve the stuffed animal or toy of your choice from the sea below. But everything in there weighs more than the claw can actually lift, so even if you get those tines around Mickey’s head, he will slip right out as soon as you attempt to raise him toward the escape chute.
There’s a big sign hanging over the machine now: NEW PRIZES! EASIER TO WIN!
Thing One assured me some girl had just won because he’d heard her exclaim as much.
“But what if,” I suggested, since it’s my duty as a cynical mom to plant the seed of skepticism in them at an early age, “what if that’s just a tape that plays every so often. That way, while you’re sitting there eating, you hear someone say they won and you figure it’s worth trying on your way out the door, but really, it was just a tape recording and no one ever wins!”
He refuses to be that jaded yet.
But it got me thinking.
This online dating service is exactly like the Claw machine. There’s that giant glass box just loaded with goodies. Of course, you can’t really make out what’s what in there because the glass is kind of scratched up and all the prizes are all jammed together in there. But, oh, wouldn’t it be so cool to win!
So you plunk your money in the slot, fiddle around with the controls, attempt to pry one out of the crowd, realize they are all junk and the whole thing is really just a big con anyway.
I called them this afternoon to see if perhaps there was some sort of “try us out” period and I could cancel and get my money back. Cleverly, the Dating Service has a “no refunds” policy. Just like The Claw.